Ranveer Singh Dialogues




  • Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho, report achchi milegi.

  • Aap hi ke chhat ke niche khada hoon, vo bhi nihathha mar lo mujhe shayad beta vapas mil jaye.

  • Jitni tu garam hai, utna tera bistar naram hai.

  • Izzat ke bale Izzat jaan ke badle jaan ab bas.

  • Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na, utni hi badi kamini nikli.

  • Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge, aaj toh poore bheeg lo.

  • Likh aaj se hum na goli chalayegen, na khana khayegen na shadi karegen.

  • Gurur Me dube samandar ko bi kanha pata tha ke ek din vo bhi banjar ran ban jayegaa, Jab Uska Gurur nai tika to me aur aap kya chiz hai baapji.

  • Bajirao ne Mastani se mohabbat ki hai, ayyashi nahi.

  • Hum gunday hai, na aaj tak kisi ke haath aaye hai, aur na aayenge.

  • Bacha paida kahin bhi ho, banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai.

  • Aaj se vafadari gayi tel lene, namak harami karni padegi, Namak toh inke hisse mein ho gyaa.

  • Cheete ki chaal, baaz ki nazar aur bajirao ki talvaar par sandeh nahi karte. kabhi bhi maat de sakti hain.

  • Akele paise kamane mein koi mazaa nahi hai.

  • Maut ka dhandha karte karte jindagee ka kimat bhul gaye hain hamlog.

  • Cheeteh ki chaal, baaz ki nazar aur Bajirao ki talvar par sandeh nahi karte, kabhi bhi maat de sakti hai.

  • Hum rajadi hain apni autron ki bahut hifaajat karte hain, Shak ho toh rista jod ke dekho lo Humse, Jay Ram Ji Ki.

  • Agar jigar ki jagah jigar hai aur jigar mein dum hai, toh rok le aake.

  • Hero banne ke liye jigar ki zaroorat padti hai, aur jab jigar ho toh bhari bandook ka kya kaam.

  • Meri zindagi mein sab ne mera istamaal kiya, pyar sirf tumne kiya.

  • Family mein sab upar upar se baat karte hai. Asli baat toh koi karta hi nahi hai ek doosre se.

  • Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi, na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chow mein mein.

  • Partner bana le please achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant, arre peon hi bana le.

  • Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya.

  • Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi, tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi.

  • Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon, atak ke reh gayi hai tere paas.

  • Saala maut ka dhanda karte karte zindagi ki keemat bhool gaye hai hum log.

  • Ab dushmani nibhayenge, pyar se.

  • Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya, card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya.