Main Mauji, Jaisa Naam Waisa Kaam.
Yeh hum mein degree nahi, third degree dilwayega.
Ab Zingai Ke Cycle Pe To Marna Paday Ga Pedal, Chahai Milay Ya Na Milay Medal.
Main roz prarthana karta hoon, ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye, par tu kabhi na aaye.
Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha, lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha.
Apne Banai Cheez Pe Made In China Q Lekha Hai, To Kya Lekhai Made In Gaziabad.
Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai, dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai.
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi, aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti.
Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na, lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
Agar Galiya He Khane Hai To Taliyo Ke Awaaz Mein To Paday.
Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota, jaise har chana chola nahi hota, vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota.
Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga, aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga.
Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon, TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati.
बन्दे परफेक्ट नहीं होते, रिश्ते परफेक्ट होते है.
Sahi direction mein utha har kadam, apne aap mein ek manzil hai, after all life is all about the next step.
दिल आपका बड़ा है, बिल अपना छोटा है. दुआ में याद रखना भाई, चलो अपुन चलता है.
Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva, jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva, vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva.
Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai, jaise har boundary chauka hota hai, vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai.
Itni moti hai yeh, ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle To Be Continued aayega.
सच्चे दिल से की गई हर कोशिश, किसी भी हार-जीत से बड़ी होती है.
Main dikhata hun, sweet innocent Swami type ka na Lekin actually hun main harami type ka.
Aap karen toh raas leela, main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela.
Sache dil se ki gai har koshish, kisi bhi haar jeet se badi hoti hai.
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi, aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti.
Dosti karne ki galti toh kar li hai maine, toh ab dushmani karne ka mauka bhi nahi jaane doonga.