Zero Movie Dialogues




  • Iss Koyle Ki Khaadan Mein Tum Ye Heera Chhupaye Baithe Ho..।

  • 38 Tis Ki Umar Mein Jo Log Kuvaare Ghumte Hain Na, Pnadey Unhe Baarin Se Nahi Daar Lagta..।

  • Tumhe Kaise Lga Ki Tum, Mujhse Shaadi Kar Sakte Ho, Shaadi Kise Karni Thi Hamare Yahn Plot Dekhne Ke Paise Thode Na Lagte Hain..।

  • Abe Ladki mil rahi hai tujhe, shaadi karne ke liyE, varna tujh jaise ko launda na mile..।

  • Bekar ki bat toh karo mat, Ek toh tumhari gandi aadtaon ke vajah se, height meri reh gayi..।

  • Gutkha khaate ho..gpa.gap, sperm chhote pad gaye aur kya..।

  • Hamaare Jaise kyu Chahia Aapko, Gawaar Pasand Hai Mujhe..।

  • Hum kisi ke barabar ho sakein ye sapna hamse bhagwaan ne hamara chhin liya...aur badle mein, hamne bhagwaan se pure hindustan ka sapna chhin liya..।

  • Hum Jiske Pichhe Lag Jate Hain, Life Bana Dete Hain..।

  • Suna hai jiske peecha lagjate ho life bana dete ho..।

  • Taliyan banta hai na santa hai, Yahn sirf Janta hai.।

  • Rishta Brabare Ka Ab Huwa Hai Bauuai.।

  • Dabango ke pehchan, tigero ke shaan, is baar ke eid ka poora chaand, Salmaaaan Khan..।