Iss Koyle Ki Khaadan Mein Tum Ye Heera Chhupaye Baithe Ho..।
38 Tis Ki Umar Mein Jo Log Kuvaare Ghumte Hain Na, Pnadey Unhe Baarin Se Nahi Daar Lagta..।
Tumhe Kaise Lga Ki Tum, Mujhse Shaadi Kar Sakte Ho, Shaadi Kise Karni Thi Hamare Yahn Plot Dekhne Ke Paise Thode Na Lagte Hain..।
Abe Ladki mil rahi hai tujhe, shaadi karne ke liyE, varna tujh jaise ko launda na mile..।
Bekar ki bat toh karo mat, Ek toh tumhari gandi aadtaon ke vajah se, height meri reh gayi..।
Gutkha khaate ho..gpa.gap, sperm chhote pad gaye aur kya..।
Hamaare Jaise kyu Chahia Aapko, Gawaar Pasand Hai Mujhe..।
Hum kisi ke barabar ho sakein ye sapna hamse bhagwaan ne hamara chhin liya...aur badle mein, hamne bhagwaan se pure hindustan ka sapna chhin liya..।
Hum Jiske Pichhe Lag Jate Hain, Life Bana Dete Hain..।
Suna hai jiske peecha lagjate ho life bana dete ho..।
Taliyan banta hai na santa hai, Yahn sirf Janta hai.।
Rishta Brabare Ka Ab Huwa Hai Bauuai.।
Dabango ke pehchan, tigero ke shaan, is baar ke eid ka poora chaand, Salmaaaan Khan..।